Motu Ultralite interface: Mixes (and EQs and compresses) my guitar pickups
Boss OC3 Super Octave: Gives me an octave below my bassnotes like the world's most boring/reliable bass-player (I was the first acoustic guitarist to use this effect and I will fight anyone who disagrees)
Zoom Multistomp 100BT: Overdrives and special effects (like knock-off Strymon nonsense)
TC Helicon Voicelive 3: Essential guitar and vocal reverbs and delays
Tuner: Basically my guitar killswitch, I rarely use it for tuning (I prefer ears)
Mysterious yellow box: Wi-fi router so I can control my Motu mix from my phone!
That's it. Cables by Klotz, capo by G7th, picks by me (available here on my website).