Motu Ultralite interface: Mixes (and EQs and compresses) my guitar pickups 

Boss OC3 Super Octave: Gives me an octave below my bassnotes like the world's most boring/reliable bass-player (I was the first acoustic guitarist to use this effect and I will fight anyone who disagrees) 

Zoom Multistomp 100BT: Overdrives and special effects (like knock-off Strymon nonsense)  

TC Helicon Voicelive 3: Essential guitar and vocal reverbs and delays 

Tuner: Basically my guitar killswitch, I rarely use it for tuning (I prefer ears) 

Mysterious yellow box: Wi-fi router so I can control my Motu mix from my phone! 

That's it. Cables by Klotz, capo by G7th, picks by me (available here on my website)